The Dally News

We pride oursevles in taking the most objective stance on every event taking place in our current world, we are here to inform or your money back (maybe).


Meteor Hitting Earth

Is the World Ending Today?

Danny Dally

Scientist are struggling to stop a meteor from hitting Earth Read More.

Meteor Hitting Earth

Asteroid To Destroy Earth

The Onion

With a giant asteroid expected to hit Earth on October 4th, the Onion News Network has announced it will continue broadcasting until the moment the planet is destroyed. Read More.